Shiver me timbers, it's Talk Like a Pirate Day! Hoist the mizzenmast and pour me a cup of grog.
Did I ever tell you about the time I took John Fox's introductory seminar on R? When a fellow student asked where the name came from, I said it was the Statistical Tool of Pirates, AaRRRRR! The room went as silent as Davey Jones' Locker - grimey land lubbers!